i spend half of my life listening to dumb bands and the other half watching dumb tv showsp.s. follow my twitter: @mcdonaldsvevoand instagram: @kfcfries

telapathetic:

imagine if all ur mutuals reblogged ur selfies

(Source: telapathetic, via isthatachinamaninyourgarden)

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shredtheaqua:

You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying “I just find it funny how ” because there’s a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.

(via shaving-sherlock)

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joe-trohman:

when fall out boy is unexpectedly played on the radio
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(via twasitwas)

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greencrook:

greencrook:

greencrook:

There’s a very drunk man down my street who has been flirting with a tree for twenty minutes now.  

He’s on his knees now. I think he’s proposing. 

Drunk man currently walking away from the tree, shouting “YOU’RE ALL THE SAME”. 

(via jesuisleslegumes)

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ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

(Source: ernbarassing, via adespiota)

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australiansanta:

some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc

(via funfunfunphan)

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221bbakerstreetissherlocked:

danglingthpider:

fivehundredmile:

randompolypodizia:

actionables:

So this happened

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oh how the roles and opinions have changed when it comes to a young boy

DAILY MAIL READERS, LADIES AND GENTS

Excuse me for being a girl who loves having a boy cut… I don’t know about the rest who do it but it makes me feel like I’m tougher and that I can handle it because that’s how I see most boys portray themselves- tough and dominant. It helps me express my personality. Screw society’s views on women with short hair. Let us be who we want.

ooh you tell ‘em guuurl!! :D

I wonder what the comments would have been if the boy was reprimanded for having long hair

If college students aren’t kicked out of classes for hair like that, neither should public school students. 

(via pronouncingmynamewrong4xinarow)

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parents:BE YOURSELF!
parents:also don't dye your hair no piercings no tattoos no wow you're not wearing that also get straight a's and be a perfect child
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thewintergrump:

bubblekirby:

enjoliras:

courfeyrac-yourbody:

do you ever stop and think about how high school musical and breaking bad take place in the same town

*police sirens”
WE’RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

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(via impala-outside-221b)

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A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia)

(Source: loh-lee-tah, via pronouncingmynamewrong4xinarow)

So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes.
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averagefairy:

the fact that a girl being a feminist is a turn off to a lot of guys is just further proof that sexism exists they’re literally saying they don’t want a girl who requires respect because that’s just no fun 

(via funfunfunphan)

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earthnation:

DONT GO THRU OLD CONVERSATIONS WITH SOMEONE WHO U USED TO BE CLOSE WITH

(via funfunfunphan)

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